welcome!
"here is the map! where do you wish to go?"
last update: december 16, 2025, 8:19am est
before entering, i wanna make sure you know what you're getting yourself into.
"here is the map! where do you wish to go?"
last update: december 16, 2025, 8:19am est
i make youtube poops — both abstract and traditional, music visuals and shitposts on my main youtube channel.
upcoming!
i also make a variety of miscellaneous videos, from other media endeavors to silly garbage with my friends — literally anything you wouldn't expect from my main — on my second youtube channel.
you can find and download any of my videos across these two channels, including unlisted, deleted and never-uploaded videos, on google drive. (the only exclusion is music. you can find those places in the "music" tab of this website.)
upcoming!
i'm currently working on making music in a variety of electronic genres, from electronic dance music to pop, which you'll find on my soundcloud.(yes, i will make an artist bandcamp account, but i want to actually release something first.)
uploads of my songs will also be put up on my main youtube channel, among the rest of my videos.
this page is dedicated to anywhere else i'm currently on that isn't necessarily social media. in the event you wanna see what else i may be up to, these are the places most worth mentioning.
* vrchat is 18+ due to occasional use of sexually explicit avatars.
i do not guarantee continued activity on any service. if you find an account of mine anywhere, and it either remains unlisted or is later removed from this page, it either means that i'm no longer active there or that it wasn't significant enough to mention.
hi, i'm jaxon! i make dumb shit online!i'm a 22-year-old, african-american/caucasian, achillean/pansexual, autistic furry(?). but more importantly, i'm a self-taught video editor and aspiring music producer and artist from connecticut.i've been making stuff properly under this alias since 2019, and amidst all the stupidity and chaos, what i've done here has given me invaluable knowledge of some video editing, motion graphics/compositing and music production software in a considerably short time.if you wanna know how to refer to me, i have that info on my [bare-bones] pronouns.page card.
do you know me from my robot bear character?
wanna know what i use to make what i do?
current hardware
hp victus 15-fa0xxx
cpu: intel core i5-12450h
gpu: nvidia geforce gtx 1650
ram: 16 GB [8x2] (self-upgraded from 8 GB [8x1])
primary programs
| videos | music |
|---|---|
| magix vegas pro 20 | fl studio 2025 |
| adobe after effects cc 2019 | |
| various others* |
* windows movie maker (rarely), obs studio, avidemux 2.5.6 (if not another datamoshing program/plugin), daz disley's dd_glitchassist
video effect plugins
| main | after effects exclusives |
|---|---|
| boris fx sapphire | plugin play datamosh |
| boris fx continuum complete | various plugins from pixel sorter studio* |
| red giant universe | max van leeuwan pixel repeat |
| hitfilm/fxhome ignite pro | various plugins by wunkolo** |
| newblue totalfx | |
| greyc g'mic | vegas pro exclusives |
| chosen few fx | |
| delthas vegas-datamosh |
* pixel sorter 3, hydrochrome, motion mosh, motion extractor, glasswork
** pixsort, pixglyph, b.carve
my drawings are usually done on my phone with sketchbook (formerly owned by autodesk), independent of everything listed above unless i feel like using ms paint or paint.net for any given reason.
disclaimer: yes, i am aware of the boycott against companies that have supported "israel" during its genocide against palestinian people, culture and history, funded primarily by the united states government. this boycott includes hp, intel, and nvidia. i want to make it clear immediately that i bought my current laptop used, before october 7, 2023. i neither support nor endorse these companies, their blatant encouragement of the "israeli" apartheid, nor their negligence of this continual global concern.yes part 2, most — not all* — of this stuff was pirated, of course it was. if buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing + some corporations neither need nor deserve your money + top-of-the-line creativity should be accessible to all. yar-har, bitches.* please though, do support individuals when you get the chance. wunkolo's pixsort is only $15 usd, and the other 2 plugins of his i have were basically free. pixsort is worth every penny for its sorting shapes alone.
J.X. is my first proper oc/sona, made with gratuitous help from my close friends AmygdalaTRAXx (bluesky) and Tatsuoto (twitter)! i consider him to be the "creator" of my more creative/technical output on jxnisnotfunny.his design has more or less been completed now, albeit a few specifics have yet to be finalized/revealed. i plan on making a handbook fleshing out his design and his personality, but i have no updates on that at this time. the temporary version of the orthographic reference below was completed enough for me to have posted it to other places.due to limitations with uploading images to carrd, the below upload of this reference is very low-quality. for that reason, this page is mostly here to present the current state of its information. if you'd like to download this reference in its original (albeit still somewhat flawed) quality, click here. (google drive)

| age | height |
|---|---|
| ageless | 6'0" (~182.88 cm) |
| (presents/acts as | |
| mid- to late-20s) | weight |
| 650 lbs (~294.84 kg) | |
| pronouns | |
| he/him | identity/sexuality |
| it/its | demiboy |
| pansexual | |
| professions/hobbies | panromantic |
| video editor | achillean |
| music producer | |
| abstract artist | personality |
| [motion] graphic artist | smug |
| comedian | sarcastic |
| fighter/hitman* | serious* |
| bodyguard* |
* only when necessary; typically only for close friends, but exceptions can be made
social media
i have to fill the void somehow.
* bluesky is 18+ due to frequent posting and (mostly) reposting of sexually suggestive art.* yellowtealpurple is 18+ due to the site's current user guidelines. it is otherwise completely safe-for-work.
if you don't wanna join my discord server but still wanna connect with me there, ask me for my username! if i know you or trust you, or you simply know where to look, i'll give it to you. (note: this does not guarantee that i will accept your friend request; i'm very selective on who i'm "friends" with online.)i do not guarantee continued activity on any service. if you find an account of mine anywhere, and it either remains unlisted or is later removed from this page, it either means that i'm no longer active there or that it wasn't significant enough to mention.